Sorry, man, but you agreed to the team rules, same as the rest of us. And you really screwed up during the game yesterday.
Look, I know that’s probably not the most comfortable position, but we really did you a favor there. With that many layers of duct tape, you’ll barely even feel the paddle.
Y'know, unless I point that out to everyone and they all hit extra hard to make up for it when it’s their turn.
