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So, boy, I thought we had a good thing going. Then my friend told me he saw you on craigslist looking for an anonymous bondage hookup. Naturally, I assumed someone stole your picture or was playing a prank on you, but I sent a response anyway just to...

So, boy, I thought we had a good thing going.  Then my friend told me he saw you on craigslist looking for an anonymous bondage hookup.  Naturally, I assumed someone stole your picture or was playing a prank on you, but I sent a response anyway just to give whoever it was a piece of my mind.  I never expected it would actually be you showing up here.

Obviously we’re through as a couple, but right now I’m very upset, you’re tied down, you even brought a paddle, and I think you need a lesson on why it’s not ok to cheat on your boyfriend.