I’m not gay, or even curious. Definitely not.
You know what? He’s actually really comfortable to lean against. But that doesn’t mean anything.
But anyway, no amount of alcohol will change things, so there’s no reason to worry about switching to...

I’m not gay, or even curious.  Definitely not.

You know what?  He’s actually really comfortable to lean against.  But that doesn’t mean anything.

But anyway, no amount of alcohol will change things, so there’s no reason to worry about switching to something else.

He smells kinda good, too.  What kind of cologne is that?

One more beer can’t hurt anything.

He has a pretty nice bulge there.  Is he enjoying this?  Nah, he’s not gay either.  It must be my imagination.

*sip*

OK, we’re obviously both horny.  It wouldn’t mean anything if we just, like, helped each other out, right?