If you two are just going to screw around all day, you can just sit there and watch while I get someone competent to do the work. I’d send you home, but I’ve already paid you and I’m going to get my money’s worth somehow, so you’re going to provide...

If you two are just going to screw around all day, you can just sit there and watch while I get someone competent to do the work.  I’d send you home, but I’ve already paid you and I’m going to get my money’s worth somehow, so you’re going to provide some….relaxation….to whoever I hire to finish your job.