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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
Obviously this thing no longer serves any purpose. I’ll be giving it a strong numbing agent on a regular basis for the time you’re here. I suspect your new owner will be locking it in a cage, but the exact details will be up to him.
Either way, your...

Obviously this thing no longer serves any purpose.  I’ll be giving it a strong numbing agent on a regular basis for the time you’re here.  I suspect your new owner will be locking it in a cage, but the exact details will be up to him.

Either way, your days of deriving pleasure from this thing are over.