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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
You seem surprised. I would’ve sworn we talked about paddling you before the fucking starts.
Whatever. Don’t worry about it. It won’t last more than thirty or forty minutes. An hour, tops. And you might not be sitting down for a few days, but it...

You seem surprised.  I would’ve sworn we talked about paddling you before the fucking starts.

Whatever. Don’t worry about it.  It won’t last more than thirty or forty minutes.  An hour, tops.  And you might not be sitting down for a few days, but it won’t actually do any serious damage.