You’re right! You could call the cops. Or go to a hospital. And they’d probably help you, after a few uncomfortable questions about how you got tricked into putting that cage on yourself.
But then there’ll be a record of the fact that you can’t even...

You’re right!  You could call the cops.  Or go to a hospital.  And they’d probably help you, after a few uncomfortable questions about how you got tricked into putting that cage on yourself.

But then there’ll be a record of the fact that you can’t even get a boner unless the nineteen year old from across the street gives you permission.  Are you really sure you want to do that?