Why should I take half of your spanking for you? We didn’t make the stupid bet, you did. You didn’t even bother to tell me that you made a bet on whether we’d win the game. Seriously, you shouldn’t make bets if you aren’t willing to risk the forfeit....

Why should I take half of your spanking for you?  We didn’t make the stupid bet, you did.   You didn’t even bother to tell me that you made a bet on whether we’d win the game.  Seriously, you shouldn’t make bets if you aren’t willing to risk the forfeit.  If you want, I’ll come along to make sure he stops when he’s supposed to, but you’re taking it all.