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Do you ever have one of those moments where you’re just frozen with indecision?
I don’t know what he was doing while I was in the shower, but right now, I’m trying to figure out whether or not I can get to the door and lock it before he reacts.
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Do you ever have one of those moments where you’re just frozen with indecision?

I don’t know what he was doing while I was in the shower, but right now, I’m trying to figure out whether or not I can get to the door and lock it before he reacts.

He’ll be seriously pissed off if he realizes and reacts quickly enough to get inside, and I don’t really want to deal with an annoyed roommate.

On the other hand, if I manage to trap him out there, I can always refuse to unlock it until he strips down the rest of the way and tosses everything over the edge.  We don’t have to work until tomorrow, so even after he strips, there’s no reason I’d need to unlock the door right away.  It would certainly be great to have a naked stud trapped on the balcony.  Sort of like my own private reality porn show.