I like going to the gym in the middle of the night.
You don’t have to wait for the equipment you want.
You can change the channel on the TVs and no one will complain.
You get a private shower even if the club only has a communal shower room.
You can...

I like going to the gym in the middle of the night.

You don’t have to wait for the equipment you want.

You can change the channel on the TVs and no one will complain.

You get a private shower even if the club only has a communal shower room.

You can even jerk off in the shower before you leave.

And best of all, there’s no one to notice you waiting outside the shower room with chloroform and handcuffs.