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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
Really, boy, if you’re not happy, it’s your own fault. The contract you signed just said we would be measuring the specific effects of suction on a penis. There was no reason to assume that meant you’d be receiving oral sex. How on earth would we...

Really, boy, if you’re not happy, it’s your own fault.  The contract you signed just said we would be measuring the specific effects of suction on a penis.  There was no reason to assume that meant you’d be receiving oral sex.  How on earth would we possibly measure the amount of suction being applied?  This is much more scientific.