He wasn’t sure he wanted to get any tattoos, but I offered to pay for it and eventually managed to convince him. He decided to get some little trendy thing and, at my strong urging, decided to get it on his ass.
What he doesn’t realize yet is that...

He wasn’t sure he wanted to get any tattoos, but I offered to pay for it and eventually managed to convince him.  He decided to get some little trendy thing and, at my strong urging, decided to get it on his ass.

What he doesn’t realize yet is that the artist is a personal friend of mine and is actually writing “slave” instead of what he chose.  He’ll figure it out this evening, of course, but by then it’ll be too late.