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I didn’t really care if the car doors were locked. The thing is, there isn’t much I can have him do while we’re visiting his parents that won’t risk tipping them off to the real nature of our relationship, and I promised him I’d never do...

I didn’t really care if the car doors were locked.  The thing is, there isn’t much I can have him do while we’re visiting his parents that won’t risk tipping them off to the real nature of our relationship, and I promised him I’d never do that.

Sending him out in the rain for what was obviously a pointless errand might not seem like much, but the “Good boy!” note on the passenger seat let him know I wasn’t really worried about the car and reminded him that I’m still very much in charge, even if we are keeping it discreet.

It was said that the ýnökk was a water spirit of great power that, if summoned correctly, would offer the most exquisite delights one could possibly know. It could change its form to whatever would please the one who called it, and anyone fortunate...

It was said that the ýnökk was a water spirit of great power that, if summoned correctly, would offer the most exquisite delights one could possibly know.  It could change its form to whatever would please the one who called it, and anyone fortunate enough to see it would soon find their wildest fantasies becoming reality.

I spent years researching the legend of the ýnökk.  Most believed it to be a myth, but eventually, I managed to learn not only the beach where it could be found, but also the incantations required to summon it.

The stories were mostly correct.  The ýnökk can indeed be summoned, and it will engage in wild, uninhibited sex with whoever summons it.

What none of the records mentioned was that the ýnökk doesn’t like being disturbed and it doesn’t particularly care if mere mortals enjoy the experience.

It’s pretty obvious that you want this on some level, with how much time you spend walking around the house half naked. Ultimately though, I don’t really give a damn if that’s buried deep in the back of your mind or if it’s something you fantasize...

It’s pretty obvious that you want this on some level, with how much time you spend walking around the house half naked.  Ultimately though, I don’t really give a damn if that’s buried deep in the back of your mind or if it’s something you fantasize about all the time.  You’ve been teasing me long enough, and this is happening now.  You can either accept that and maybe even enjoy it, or you can try to fight and it’ll probably hurt, but those are your only options now.