It’s out for a reason, boy. You have permission to suck it.
Do you ever have one of those moments where you’re just frozen with indecision?
I don’t know what he was doing while I was in the shower, but right now, I’m trying to figure out whether or not I can get to the door and lock it before he reacts.
He’ll be seriously pissed off if he realizes and reacts quickly enough to get inside, and I don’t really want to deal with an annoyed roommate.
On the other hand, if I manage to trap him out there, I can always refuse to unlock it until he strips down the rest of the way and tosses everything over the edge. We don’t have to work until tomorrow, so even after he strips, there’s no reason I’d need to unlock the door right away. It would certainly be great to have a naked stud trapped on the balcony. Sort of like my own private reality porn show.
Well, there you are. I was beginning to think you weren’t coming and that I’d just have to jerk myself off. Come on, get on your knees and get to work.
Surprisingly, just a free case of beer was enough to convince the straight guy he’s been crushing on to flirt with him and then make fun of him if he got visibly hard. The flirting (plus the special addition I slipped into his drink to enhance the effect) did their job very well, and he’s just drunk enough not to notice the growing tent.
Between the alcohol and the embarrassment, he should be very open to suggestion when I tell him I have an awesome little device that’ll keep his dick from getting hard in public and I’ll let him borrow it.
By the time he realizes it closes with a padlock, it’ll be too late for him to react.
Come on, guys, let me in. It’s cold out here, and everyone driving by is staring at me. It’s not funny anymore.
~Hey can you come get me? The party’s getting weird.~
~~Weird? Like what?~~
~They keep pulling out weird bondage stuff. Handcuffs and stuff.~
~~Fine, but it’ll be a bit. Go hang out with people in a different room if it bothers you that much.~~
~Hurry. It’s like I’m the only one here who thinks it’s creepy. And they keep looking for volunteers to try stuff on.~
~~I’m on the road. And just say no if they ask you for fucks sake.~~
~Duh, but idk if that’ll work. Some guy just got his dick locked in some kind of cage, and he didn’t look happy about it.~
~~K, I’m here.~~
~~You coming out, or what?~~
~~Dude. You ok? What’s going on?~~
~Don’t worry. Your friend will be fine, he just volunteered to try something new for a while. He’ll text you later.~






